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| Posted: Mon Aug 23rd, 2010 12:36 am |
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Samurai Appliance Repair Man Fermented Grand Master of Appliantology 
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Phosphates go bye-bye; No more dolphin in tuna. The world's gone to Hell.
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| Posted: Sat Aug 28th, 2010 09:25 pm |
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Robin the Hood Master Appliantologist 
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Enzymes beat phosphates - Consumer Reports says so! Cascade makes the best?
____________________ "If you want your tree to produce plenty o' fruit, you've got to cut it back from time to time. Same thing with your neural cells. Some people might call it brain damage. I call it prunin'". |
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| Posted: Sat Aug 28th, 2010 11:23 pm |
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Samurai Appliance Repair Man Fermented Grand Master of Appliantology
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Consumer Reports: pack o' ho's slurpin' the trough. But this stuff works good.
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| Posted: Mon Aug 30th, 2010 11:17 pm |
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Robin the Hood Master Appliantologist
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Cleans 48 loads! "Deep, enzyme-activated"! See? I told you so!
____________________ "If you want your tree to produce plenty o' fruit, you've got to cut it back from time to time. Same thing with your neural cells. Some people might call it brain damage. I call it prunin'". |
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| Posted: Tue Aug 31st, 2010 02:35 am |
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Samurai Appliance Repair Man Fermented Grand Master of Appliantology
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But... but, the tuna: it still doesn't taste as good as it used to. Damn!
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| Posted: Tue Aug 31st, 2010 03:41 am |
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KurtiusInterupptus
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doesn't taste as good probably because it went through the dishwasher 
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| Posted: Tue Aug 31st, 2010 04:56 am |
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Samurai Appliance Repair Man Fermented Grand Master of Appliantology
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Caught me a tuna, don't wanna clean it by hand. Dishwasher tuna! 
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| Posted: Wed Sep 1st, 2010 04:14 am |
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Scottthewolf
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Tuna, marinated in Jet Dry, my favorite. It has to be lemon flavored, though!
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| Posted: Wed Sep 1st, 2010 04:20 am |
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Samurai Appliance Repair Man Fermented Grand Master of Appliantology
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Tuna and Jet Dry: a Gulf of Mexico fave. Best with Corexit®.
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| Posted: Thu Sep 2nd, 2010 01:23 am |
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Robin the Hood Master Appliantologist
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Corexit? Oh, no! No "flavors" available. "Human hazard: Low."
____________________ "If you want your tree to produce plenty o' fruit, you've got to cut it back from time to time. Same thing with your neural cells. Some people might call it brain damage. I call it prunin'". |
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| Posted: Thu Sep 2nd, 2010 01:26 am |
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Scottthewolf
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But, in order to get rid of the side effects of Corexit, you need Washatol, Geritol, Midol, etc etc
____________________ Scott Wolf |
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| Posted: Sat Sep 11th, 2010 02:10 am |
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Robin the Hood Master Appliantologist
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Geritol won't help Louisiana shrimpers They're shit outta luck!
____________________ "If you want your tree to produce plenty o' fruit, you've got to cut it back from time to time. Same thing with your neural cells. Some people might call it brain damage. I call it prunin'". |
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| Posted: Sat Sep 11th, 2010 06:18 am |
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Samurai Appliance Repair Man Fermented Grand Master of Appliantology
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The Gulf's been smacked down. Make lemonade from lemons: Geritol tuna!
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| Posted: Sat Sep 18th, 2010 05:37 am |
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Robin the Hood Master Appliantologist
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"Geritol tuna"? Makes my innards churn to think... Pepto for dessert?
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| Posted: Thu Sep 30th, 2010 04:38 am |
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appl.tech.29501 Fellow, Academy of Sublime Masters of Appliantology 
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sweet tuna ice cream a delectable dessert hand churned, innards burn
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| Posted: Fri Oct 1st, 2010 04:14 am |
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Scottthewolf
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You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish.
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| Posted: Sat Oct 2nd, 2010 05:23 am |
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Robin the Hood Master Appliantologist
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"Sublime Master" Scott; Has no clue as to "haiku"... Comments? Passing strange! 
____________________ "If you want your tree to produce plenty o' fruit, you've got to cut it back from time to time. Same thing with your neural cells. Some people might call it brain damage. I call it prunin'". |
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| Posted: Sat Oct 2nd, 2010 05:32 am |
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Scottthewolf
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Whatever, Between you and Madbrad I feel like I'm in the 3rd grade and I'm being graded on this stuff, GEESH!
____________________ Scott Wolf |
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| Posted: Sat Oct 2nd, 2010 05:40 pm |
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Robin the Hood Master Appliantologist
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All is forgiven! As a "Sublime Master", Scott Chime in anytime!  (And as you're a former ABS Tech, Scott...nothin' but respect, mah man!) Last edited on Sat Oct 2nd, 2010 05:42 pm by Robin the Hood ____________________ "If you want your tree to produce plenty o' fruit, you've got to cut it back from time to time. Same thing with your neural cells. Some people might call it brain damage. I call it prunin'". |
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