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| Posted: Mon Aug 2nd, 2010 04:42 am |
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appl.tech.29501 Fellow, Academy of Sublime Masters of Appliantology 
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The smell, oh the stench ! Billowing from the bellows Clothes have no complaint
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| Posted: Tue Aug 3rd, 2010 02:18 am |
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madbrad
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Two Nine Five Oh One Meets a nasty front loader Makes hasty retreat
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| Posted: Fri Aug 6th, 2010 03:46 pm |
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Samurai Appliance Repair Man Fermented Grand Master of Appliantology 
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Eau de mildew wafts to my quivering nostrils. I retch in my mouth.
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| Posted: Fri Aug 6th, 2010 06:08 pm |
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appl.tech.29501 Fellow, Academy of Sublime Masters of Appliantology
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Chunky vomit taints The tastebuds upon my tongue Real men re~swallow
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| Posted: Sat Aug 7th, 2010 12:25 am |
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madbrad
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Revered Asian art That picture not warranted Mold notwithstanding
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| Posted: Sat Aug 7th, 2010 05:23 am |
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Scottthewolf
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Why is the cat's litter box always placed near the washer? It must be to keep the mice away from the washer and dryer....
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| Posted: Sun Aug 8th, 2010 03:37 am |
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appl.tech.29501 Fellow, Academy of Sublime Masters of Appliantology
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Kitty terds A'mound that aroma wakes me up breath deep, Git er done
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| Posted: Sun Aug 8th, 2010 06:17 pm |
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madbrad
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all non Haiku posts are erased as per the rules Some techs don't get it
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| Posted: Sun Aug 8th, 2010 07:10 pm |
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Samurai Appliance Repair Man Fermented Grand Master of Appliantology
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Kitty tootsie-rolls next to the washing machine. No mouse pellets found.
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| Posted: Sat Aug 28th, 2010 09:28 pm |
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My kitties leave "gifts"; Thought I might be hungry, so Left mouse by toaster.
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| Posted: Sat Aug 28th, 2010 11:10 pm |
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appl.tech.29501 Fellow, Academy of Sublime Masters of Appliantology
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toasted mouse I ponder smothered with grits on my plate might have something there
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| Posted: Sun Aug 29th, 2010 06:37 am |
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Scottthewolf
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How do you like your mice done? I like mine well done on white bread with American cheese and butter.
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| Posted: Sat Sep 11th, 2010 02:11 am |
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Next day, kitten plays With what I THINK is a toy Morning? Dead rodent.
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