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 Posted: Mon Aug 2nd, 2010 04:42 am
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The smell, oh the stench !

Billowing from the bellows

Clothes have no complaint



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Two Nine Five Oh One
Meets a nasty front loader
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Eau de mildew wafts

to my quivering nostrils.

I retch in my mouth.



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Chunky vomit taints
The tastebuds upon my tongue
Real men re~swallow



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Revered Asian art
That picture not warranted
Mold notwithstanding



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Why is the cat's litter box always placed near the washer?

It must be to keep the mice away from the washer and dryer....



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Kitty terds A'mound
that aroma wakes me up
breath deep, Git er done



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all non Haiku posts
are erased as per the rules
Some techs don't get it



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Kitty tootsie-rolls

next to the washing machine.

No mouse pellets found.



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My kitties leave "gifts";
Thought I might be hungry, so
Left mouse by toaster.



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toasted mouse I ponder
smothered with grits on my plate
might have something there



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How do you like your mice done?  I like mine well done on white bread with American cheese and butter.



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Next day, kitten plays
With what I THINK is a toy
Morning? Dead rodent.



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