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 Posted: Wed Mar 15th, 2006 02:05 am
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Jedi Appliance Guy

Joined: Mon Mar 21st, 2005
Location: West Palm Beach, Florida USA
Posts: 684
Grasshopper,  If you wish to learn the ways of the Force and repair your dishwasher then this is what you must first do.  It might help if you print this page so that you may refer to these instructions while you are in close proximity of your dishonorable dishwasher. 

First you must turn off the circuit breaker or unplug the dishwasher.  Do whichever is easiest for you.  It is most important that you stay focused and remember to breath if you are to achieve oneness with the Force.   You'll need a 1/4" nut driver or a phillips screwdriver to remove the service panel at the bottom of the machine.  You must now lie down on the floor on your left side in front of your dishwasher. 

With your left hand reach up under the right side of your machine toward the front near the underside of the tub and pull out the sacred scrolls (tech sheet) placed there by the Great Satan of appliance manufacturers.  If you are pure of heart and at one with the Force it will guide your hand right to it.  Otherwise you may need a mirror and a flashlight.  After you find the tech sheet, photograph it and post the images here so that we all may gaze upon it and glean appliance knowledge from it.  Then we can interpret the true meanings of these beeps and flashes.  May the Force be with you.