View single post by Moostafa
 Posted: Fri Sep 2nd, 2005 12:43 pm
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Joined: Sat Apr 2nd, 2005
Location: Afghanistan
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Hello, Mac, my mad friend. I recall back in my Mujahideen days when I attempted to repair one of these infernal machines to support our war effort against the God-less Soviets. The effort was so intense that I personally wet myself with a copious flow of urine. I can still feel the sting of the bile as it burned the back of my throat like a camel branding iron. Even as I write this, the intensely unpleasant memories come flooding back to me... speaking of floods, I must go and change my robe. Please excuse me.

Allahu Akbar!