View single post by Moostafa
 Posted: Tue Oct 14th, 2008 01:34 pm
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Joined: Sat Apr 2nd, 2005
Location: Afghanistan
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Hello, my stinky friend.  I have worked with many Ameedicans  engaged in clandestine activities here my beloved Afghanistan, including our flatulent and tumescent host.  I have found that, almost without exception, Ameedicans are obsessed with what they regard as putrid smells and, indeed, seem to seek them out.  Once even the slightest whiff is detected, they then engage in various histrionics and exaggerated efforts to rout them out.  Many of the smells that Ameedicans regard as putrid or foul are regarded as natural and even delightful in third world countries.  And, given your country's current economic morass, it seems inevitable that Ameedica is soon to join the growing ranks of third world nations.  Welcome! 

I, therefore, would humbly submit for your consideration that you not only tolerate these olfactory aberrations, but learn to regard them, indeed, even to celebrate them, as simple expressions of the natural world, all of which were made by Allah, the Compassionate and Merciful.  

Allahu Akbar!