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 Posted: Sat Jan 9th, 2010 02:36 am
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'Net opens the world

Vile programmers inhabit

Surf carefully, friend.

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window to the world

bewildered web sites abound

now type with one hand



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The tao that is seen
Is not the true tao until
You add fresh toner.

First noise, now nothing
The laser printer has stopped:
"PC LOAD LETTER"

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Dark-tinted Windows,

I spent years in your shadow.

Redeemed by the Fruit.



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Commercial shredders
Fixed a many in past years
Desk jockeys gone wild



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Wow, you guys are good.  On the Age of Information:

 

Seeking satori,

We sit, click, gaze...hours slip past.

Heart muscles grow weak.

 

SD

 

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Pegboard cubicle
Bad hair day, report due now !
Climbing the ladder



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Under Windows’ spell--

stolen time, craving abuse

like Stockholm syndrome.



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Celtic firm profits,
Though the DAT files won't update.
Back to smoke signals?

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