The Ayatollah of Appliantology
|Joined: ||Sat Apr 2nd, 2005|
|Flavorite Brew: ||Poppy Salmagundi|
|Hello, my sneaky friend. Your dryer has a flat tire in one of the drum rollers; a trivial repair.
This reminds of back when I was young man, a special operations warrior in the elite Mujahideen Appliance Repair Corps during the the Great War with the Soviet infidel. One of the rollers on my repair wagon splintered into a thousand pieces and the pair of yaks could no longer pull it. There it was, nightime in the war-torn mountainous deserts of Afghanistan where the temperature was plummeting to -30C. There was only one way to survive that night: sandwiched between two yaks. Most Afghani yaks are used to sleeping with humans because of just these types of circumstances. But these yaks proved to be outright amorous. I slept not a wink that night. When I reported in to my commanding officer the next day, I tried to hide the fact that I had been violated by a pair of yaks all night long. But he knew right away and burst out laughing along with all the other soldiers in my unit. My CO told me that now I had been initiated into the brotherhood of Afghani warriors, a distinction I am proud to carry to this day. May this story gird up your loins in preparation for the battle with your dryer.
Our most flatulent host has prepared this page which shows you how to disassemble the dryer so you can install the new drum roller kit. You should replace both drum rollers as a set and you should procure them here.