The Inner Sanctum This is the Inner Sanctum of the Samurai School of Appliantology, where Exalted Masters of The Craft may partake of manufacturer's sacred service manual writings.
Academy of Sublime Masters of Appliantology This is the conference room for Fellows in the Academy of Sublime Masters of Appliantology (ASMA), the premiere appliance repair technician academy in the world. It features a walk-in beer cooler which is fully-stocked with every beer from all over the world, all free for Fellows of the Academy. Enjoy!
Your Sometimes-Lucid Host:
"If I can't help you fix your appliance and make you 100% satisfied, I will come to your home and slice open my belly, spilling my steaming entrails onto your floor."
